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STEREOTYPES
Intro:
E --10--10-- --10--10---------------
B --10--10-- --10--10--7-7-7-7-7----
G ---8---8-- 4x ---8---8--------------- 4x
D ---7---7-- ---7---7--4-4-4-4-4----
A ---9---9-- ---9---9---------------
E ---7---7-- ---7---7------------7--
Verse:
E --10--10--------------- --------------------------------
B --10--10--7-7-7-7-7---- ---------------2---2---2---2----
G ---8---8--------------- 2x -----44----44----4---4---4---4--
D ---7---7--4-4-4-4-4---- -----66----55--4----------------
A ---9---9--------------- --66----55-----4----------------
E ---7---7------------7-- --44----33-----2----------------
B7
The suburbs they are dreaming. they are a twinkle in her eye
Abm G F#
She's been feeling frisky since her husband said goodbye
B7
She wears a low cut t-shirt runs a little b&b
Abm G F#
She's most accomodating when she's in her lingerie
Pre-chorus:
E ---------------------------------
B ---------------------------------
G --2-2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2----------
D --2-2-2-2-2-2---2-2-2-2----------
A --0-0-0-0-0-0---0-0-0-0-0-----0--
E --------------------------2-2----
A
Wife swapping is the future
You know that it would suit you
Chorus:
E --10--10--------------- --------------------
B --10--10--7-7-7-7-7---- --------------------
G ---8---8--------------- 4x -----44-4-----0-2-0-
D ---7---7--4-4-4-4-4---- -----66---6-2-------
A ---9---9--------------- --66----------------
E ---7---7------------7-- --44----------------
E ----------------------------------------------------------------
B --4-4-4-4--0-0-0-0--4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9-
G --4-4-4-4--1-1-1-1--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9-
D --4-4-4-4--2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--6-6-6-6--7-7-7-7--9-9-9-9-
A --2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4--4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7-7-7-7-
E -----------0-0-0-0----------------------------------------------
B7
Yes, they're stereotypes, there must be more to life
Abm E B
All your life you are dreaming
E B
And then you stop dreaming
C#
From time to time you know
D E
You should be going on another bender
B7
The suburbs they are sleeping but he's dressing up tonight
Abm G F#
She likes a man in uniform he loves to wear it tight
B7
They are on the lovers sofa they are on the patio
Abm G F#
And when the fun is over watch themselves on video
A
The neighbours may be staring
But they are just past caring
Middle:
E -------------------- ------------------------------------
B -------------------- ------------------------------------
G -----------4-4-4-4-- --2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5--4444-4444-4444--
D --2-2-2-2--4-4-4-4-- 2x --2-2-2-2--5-5-5-5--4444-4444-4444--
A --2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2-- --0-0-0-0--3-3-3-3--2222-2222-2222--
E --0-0-0-0----------- ------------------------------------
E --10--10-- -------------------------------
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B --10--10-- ------------------------------- -------------
G ---8---8-- 2x --2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--------- -4----------- 2x
D ---7---7-- --2-2-2-2-2-2--2-2-2-2--------- -2-0-2---2---
A ---9---9-- --0-0-0-0-0-0--0-0-0-0-0------- -------0---0-
E ---7---7-- -------------------------3-2-0- -------------
E -----------------------------------
B ------------------2----2----2------
G --2-2-2-2-2-2--4^---4^---4^---4----
D --2-2-2-2-2-2-------------------4--
A --0-0-0-0-0-0----------------------
E -----------------------------------
Ending:
E -------------------------
B -------------------------
G --------------------6/8--
D --4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7/9--
A --4-4-4-4--5-5-5-5--7/9--
E --2-2-2-2--3-3-3-3--5/7--
COUNTRY HOUSE
Intro: Gaug A E Bm D
Db
(So the story begins)
A E
City dweller successful fella
Bm
Thought to himself "Oops, I've got a lot of money"
D (Db Bass) Db
I'm caught in a rat race terminally
A E
I'm a professional cynic but my heart's not in it
Bm
I'm paying the price of living life at the limit
D (Db Bass) Db
Caught up in the century's anxiety
E
It preys on him, he's getting thin
A E7
Now he lives in a house a very big house in the country
D A
Watching afternoon repeats and the food he eats in the country
A E7
He takes all manner of pills and piles up analyst bills in the country
D A Ab
Oh, it's like an animal farm that's the rural charm in the country
A E
He's got morning glory and life's a different story
Bm D (Db Bass) Db
Everything's going Jackanory touched with his own mortality
A E
He's reading Balzac, knocking back Prozac
Bm
It's a helping hand that makes you feel wonderfully bland
D (Db Bass) Db
Oh, it's a century's remedy
E
For the faint at heart, a new start (Try the simple life)
A E7
He lives in a house a very big house in the country
D A
He's got a fog in his chest so he needs a lot of rest in the country
A E7
He doesn't drink, smoke, laugh takes herbal baths in the country
D A
You should come to no harm on the animal farm in the country
A E D A
Blow, blow me out, I am so sad, I don't know why
BEST DAYS
Intro:
C G Ab F
e --------3----------------3------------------4---------------1--
B --------1----------------3------------------4---------------1--
G -----0------0--------4--------4-------------5---------------2--
D -----------------------------------------6---------------3-----
A --3------------------------------------------------------------
E ----------------3-------------------4--------------1-----------
Verse:
C Am C Am
e ------------------------------------------------------------------
B --------1-------1----0-1-0----------------1------------0-1-0-1----
G --------0-------0----------2----0---------0---------0-------------
D ----2---2---2---2------------2--------2---2---2---2------------2--
A --3-----3-------3------------------3------3-----------------------
E ------------------------------------------------------------------
Dm Dm/C G Dm
e --------1---------------1-----------------------------------1-----
B --------3---------------3-----------------------------------3-----
G -----2------2-------2-------2-----------0----------------2-----2--
D --0---------------------------------0-------------0---0-----------
A ----------------3---------------------------0h2-------------------
E --------------------------------3---------------------------------
Dm/C F G
e ------1----------1-----------------------------------------------3----
B ------3----------1-------------------------------3-----------------3--
G ----2---2--------2----0h2p0-------0---0h2/4-----------4h5p4-----------
D -----------------3-----------3---------------5---------------5--------
A --3-------------------------------------------------------------------
E --------------1-------------------------------------------------------
C Am C
Bow Bells say goodbye to the last train
Am Dm
Over the river they all go again
(Bass C) G Dm (Bass C) F G
Out into leafy nowhere hope someone's waiting out there for them
C Am C
Cabbie has his mind on a fare to the sun
Am Dm
He works nights but it's not much fun
(Bass C) G Dm (Bass C) F G
Picks up the London yo-yo's all on their own down Soho, take me home
Chorus:
C C/B Am7 Ab
e ----------0---------------0---------------3----------------------
B ----------1---------------1---------------1-------------------4--
G ------0-------0-------0-------0-------2-------2-----------5------
D ------------------------------------------------------6----------
A --3---------------2---------------0------------------------------
E --------------------------------------------------4--------------
G F Ab G
e -----3---------------------------------
B -----3---------1------------4-------3--
G -----4---------2------------5-------4--
D ---------------3--3---------6-------5--
A ------------3---------------6-------5--
E --3------1--------------4-------3------
C (Bass B) Am7
Other people wouldn't like to hear you
Ab (Bass G) F Ab G
If you said that these are the best days of their lives
C (Bass B) Am7
Other people turn around and laugh at you
Ab (Bass G) F Ab G
If you said that these are the best days of our lives
e --20\19-19\17-17\15-15-------------------------------------------
B ----------------------16-16\15-15\14-14--------------------------
G ---------------------------------------16-16\14-14\12-12\10-10\--
D -----------------------------------------------------------------
A -----------------------------------------------------------------
E -----------------------------------------------------------------
e -------------------------------------------------------
B ------------------------------------------0-1-0-1------
G --9-9\7-7\5-5\4-4---------------------------------2----
D -----------------5-5-2-3-5-5\3-3\2-2----------------0--
A ------------------------------------5-5\3--------------
E -------------------------------------------------------
Dm (Bass C) G
Trellick Tower's been calling
Dm (Bass C) F G
I know she'll leave me in the morning
C Am C
In hotel cells listening to dial tones
Am Dm
Remote controls and cable moans
(Bass C) G
In his drink he's talking
Dm Bass C) F G
Gets disconnected sleepwalking back home
C (Bass B) Am7
Other people wouldn't like to hear you
Ab (Bass G) F Ab G
If you said that these are the best days of their lives
C (Bass B) Am7
Other people turn around and laugh at you
Ab (Bass G) F Ab G
If you said that these are the best days of our lives
Ab (Bass B) Am7
Other people break into a cold sweat
C (Bass G) F Ab G
If you said that these are the best days of their lives
C (Bass B) Am7
And other people turn around and laugh at you
Ab (Bass G) F Ab G
If you said that these are the best days of our lives
CHARMLESS MAN
Intro:
Gtr. 1:
E --5------------- --5---------
B --9^--5--------- --9^(9)-9^--
G ------8^-------- 2x ------------
D ---------4-0-0-- ------------
A ---------------- ------------
E ---------------- ------------
Gtr. 2:
E -----------------------------------------------------------
B -----------------------------------------------------------
G -----------------------------------------------------------
D -----------------------------------------------------------
A ---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----
E -----------------------------------------------------------
E ---------------------------p----p--------------------------
B -----------------5-----3--3-2--3-2----------5-----3--------
G -----------------4-----2------------2-------4-----2--------
D ------------4/6--------4---------------4/6--------4--------
A ---0--0--0-------------2--------------------------2--------
E -----------------------------------------------------------
E ----p----p-------------12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12-----
B ---3-2--3-2----5---5---12--12--12--12--12--12--12--12-----
G ------------2--8^--8^--13--13--13--13--13--13--13--13-----
D -----------------------14--14--14--14--14--14--14--14-----
A ----------------------------------------------------------
E ----------------------------------------------------------
E ---------------------------------
B --13-13--13--13--13--13--13--13--
G --11-11--11--11--11--11--11--11--
D --10-10--10--10--10--10--10--10--
A --12-12--12--12--12--12--12--12--
E --10-10--10--10--10--10--10--10--
Verse:
E -----------------------------------5^--------------------
B ------------------------------6/7------------------------
G ---------2--2--------2--3--------------4--------2--2-----
D ---------2--2--------2--4-----------------------2--2-----
A ---0--0-----------------------------------0--0-----------
E ---------------4--4--------------------------------------
E -----------------------5^--------------------------------
B ------------------6/7--------------2--------5------------
G ---------2--3--------------6\------3--------4------------
D ---------2--4-------------------4--------6---------------
A -----------------------------2--------4------------------
E ---4--4--------------------------------------------------
E ---------------------------5-----------10----------9--|
B --------7---------9--------5-----------10------10-----|
G --------7---------9--------6-------11------/9---------|
D -----7---------9--------7-----/10---------------------|
A --5---------7--------5--------------------------------|
E ------------------------------------------------------|
G D Em
I met him in a crowded room
G D Em
Where people go to drink away their gloom
Am Em C
He sat me down and so began
G D G
The story of a charmless man
G D Em
Educated the expensive way
G D Em
He knows his claret from his beaujolais
Am Em C
I think he'd like to have been Ronnie Kray
G D G
But then nature didn't make him that way
Chorus:
E -----------------------------------------2-----------------
B ---------2--------2------------------h---2--------2--------
G ---------2--------2-----3^-(3)------2-3-----------2--------
D ---------2--------2-------------------------------2--------
A ---0--0--------------------------4----------0--0-----------
E ------------4--4-----2-------------------------------------
E --------------------------------2-----------------------------
B ---------2------------------h---2-----------------------------
G ---------2-----3^-(3)------2-3--------------------------------
D ---------2----------------------------------------------------
A ------------------------4-------------------------------------
E ---4--4-----2-------------------------------------------------
Gtr. 1:
E --5------------- --5---------
B --9^--5--------- --9^(9)-9^--
G ------8^-------- 2x ------------
D ---------4-0-0-- ------------
A ---------------- ------------
E ---------------- ------------
Gtr. 2:
E -----------------------------------------------------------
B -----------------------------------------------------------
G -----------------------------------------------------------
D -----------------------------------------------------------
A ---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----
E -----------------------------------------------------------
E ---------------------------p----p--------------------------
B -----------------5-----3--3-2--3-2----------5-----3--------
G -----------------4-----2------------2-------4-----2--------
D ------------4/6--------4---------------4/6--------4--------
A ---0--0--0-------------2--------------------------2--------
E -----------------------------------------------------------
E --------------
B --------------
G --------------
D --------------
A --------------
E --4^-0--4^-0--
Gtr. 1:
E --5------------- --5---------
B --9^--5--------- --9^(9)-9^--
G ------8^-------- 2x ------------
D ---------4-0-0-- ------------
A ---------------- ------------
E ---------------- ------------
Gtr. 2:
E -----------------------------------------------------------
B -----------------------------------------------------------
G -----------------------------------------------------------
D -----------------------------------------------------------
A ---0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0----
E -----------------------------------------------------------
E ---------------------------p----p--------------------------
B -----------------5-----3--3-2--3-2----------5-----3--------
G -----------------4-----2------------2-------4-----2--------
D ------------4/6--------4---------------4/6--------4--------
A ---0--0--0-------------2--------------------------2--------
E -----------------------------------------------------------
E ------------------------------------------------------
B ---3p2--3p2-----5---5----9--9--9--9--9--9--9----------
G -------------2--8^--8^---9--9--9--9--9--9--9----------
D -------------------------9--9--9--9--9--9--9----------
A -------------------------7--7--7--7--7--7--7----------
E ------------------------------------------------------
E --------------------------|
B --7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--|
G --5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--|
D --7--7--7--7--7--7--7--7--|
A --5--5--5--5--5--5--5--5--|
E --------------------------|
G D E
(He went) lalala la lala (2x)
G E G
He thinks his educated airs
E G
Those family shares
Bm Am Am7
Will protect him
Bm Am Am7
That we'll respect him
D7 G E G
He moves in circles of friends
E G
Who just pretend
Bm Am Am7
That they like him
Bm Am Am7
He does the same to them
D7
And when you put it all together
C7 G
There's the model of a charmless man
G D Em
He knows the swingers and their cavalry
G D Em
Says he can get in anywhere for free
Am Em C
I began to go a little cross-eyed
G D G
And from this charmless man I just had to hide
G E G
He talks at speed he gets nose bleeds
E G Bm Am Bm Am
He doesn't see his days are tumbling down upon him
G E G E G
And yet he tries so hard to please he's just so keen
Bm Am Bm
For you to listen, but no-one's listening
Am D7
And when you put it all together
C7 G
There's the model of a charmless man
Solo:
E -----------------------5---- -------------------------------12--
B ------------------/6-7------ --5-3---3-7-5---5-9-7-------12-----
G -------------------------6-- 2x ------4-------6-------7-9----------
D --------------2/4----------- -----------------------------------
A ------7--------------------- -----------------------------------
E --5-5---5-4-4--------------- -----------------------------------
h p
E -------------------10-9-9-10-9--
B --5-5-5-5-4--4--5---------------
D --6-6-6-6-5--5--6---------------
G --7-7-7-7-6--6--7---------------
A --------------------------------
E --------------------------------
Ending:
B ---------2--------2------------------h---2--------2--------
G ---------2--------2-----3^-(3)------2-3-----------2--------
D ---------2--------2-------------------------------2--------
A ---0--0--------------------------4----------0--0-----------
E ------------4--4-----2-------------------------------------
E --------------------------------2--------------------------
B ---------2------------------h---2-------2--------2---------
G ---------2-----3^-(3)------2-3----------2--------2---------
D ---------2------------------------------2--------2---------
A ------------------------4---------0--0---------------------
E ---4--4-----2------------------------------4--4------------
E --------------------------------0----------------------------
B --------------------------------2----------------------------
G --------3------5--------4--7\5--0----------------------------
D --------4------3--------2--6\4--2----------------------------
A -----3------2--------1-----7\5--0----------------------------
E --3------2--------1------------------------------------------
FADE AWAY
C F#m C F#m
They stumbled into their lives
C F#m C F#m
In a vague way became man and wife
B Abm B Abm
One got the other they deserved one another
C F#m C F#m
They settled in a brand new town
C F#m C F#m
With people from the same background
B Am
They kept themselves busy
B Am
Long hours left them dizzy
Abm7 Gm9 Abm7 Gm9
Now when he's in she's out
C F#m C F#m
All you ever do is fade away (2x)
Abm7 F#m7
They are not making plans
Abm7 F#m7
Cause now they understand
C F#m C F#m
All you ever do is fade away
C F#m C F#m
He noticed he had visible lines
C F#m C F#m
She worried about her behind
B Abm
Their birth had been the death of them
B Abm
It didn't really bother them
Abm7 Gm9 Abm7 Gm9
Now when she's in, he's out
Abm7 F#m7
They are not making plans
Abm7 F#m7
Cause now they understand
Abm7 F#m7
You must learn to forget
Abm7 F#m7
Cause this is all you'll ever get
TOP MAN
A C A E
This is a public warning
A C A E
Be careful when you're out
G D Db G
We're having freaky weather
A C A E Eb D
There's a lot of it about
A C A E
The terraces are swinging
A C A E
He's a monkey on the roof
G D Db G
You've seen him on the telly
A C A E E6 Eb D
So let me introduce your host tonight
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
A C A E
He's naughty by nature
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
A C A E
On doubles and chasers
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
G D Db G
He's a little boy racer
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
E Eb D A
Shooting guns on the high streets of love
A C A E A C A E
In a crowd it's hard to spot him, but anonymity can cost
G D Db G A C A E Eb D
He's never cheap or cheerful, he's Hugo and he's boss
A C A E A C A E
He's riding through the desert on a camel light
G D Db G A C A E
And on a magic carpet, he'll fly away tonight
Eb D
Open sesame
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
A C A E
He's naughty by nature
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
A C A E
On doubles and chasers
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
G D Db G
He's a little boy racer
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
E Eb D A
Shooting guns on the high streets of love
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
A C A E
Sees her in double
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
A C A E
And then he pukes on the pavement
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
G D Db G
He likes her all clean and shaven
A C A E
T.O.P.M.A.N.
E Eb D A
Shooting guns on the high streets of love
THE UNIVERSAL
Intro A C#m7 (4x)
A C#m7
This is the next century
A C#m7
Where the universal's free
E Bm
You can find it anywhere
E Bm
Yes the future's been sold
A C#m7 A C#m7
Every night we're gone
A C#m7
And to karaoke songs
E Bm
How we like to sing along
E Bm
Though the words are wrong
Asus4 A Asus4 A Asus4 A Asus4 D E
It really, really, really could happen
Asus4 A Asus4 A Asus4 A Asus4 D E
Yes it really, really, really could happen
C#m
When the days they seem to fall through you
D (Bass C) Bm E
Well just let them go
A C#m7
No one here is alone
A C#m7
Satellites in every home
E Bm
Yes the universal's here
E Bm A C#m7 A C#m7
Here for everyone
A C#m7
Every paper that you read
E Bm
Says tomorrow's your lucky day
E Bm
Well here's your lucky day
MR. ROBINSONS' QUANGO
B Abm
Mr. Robinson and his quango
G
Dirty dealer expensive car
A
Runs the buses and the evening star
B Abm
He got a hair piece and he got herpes
G
His private life is very discreet
A
A nicer man you'll never going to meet
F#
He's a self professed saviour of the dim right wing
He's got respiratory problems and a mason's
ring
E ----------------------------
B ----------------------------
G ---H-P---------------------- 2X
D --4-5-4-2--0-2---2----------
A ---------------4---3--------
E ---------------------3-2-0--
B Abm
Oh Mr. Robinson and his quango
G
Drinks with the general and the county wives
A
Yes the family business is doing all right
B Abm
They are doing tango's down in the quango's
G
He makes them tick and he makes them tock
A
And if you don't fit he'll put you in the dock
F#
He just sits in his leather chair and twiddles his thumbs
Gets his secretary in and pinches her bum
B
He ran into the toilet in the town hall
Got a biro out and wrote on the wall
A
I'm wearing black french knickers on under my suit
I've got stockings and suspenders on
I'm feeling rather loose
F#
Oh I'm a naughty boy
Oh I'm a naughty, naughty boy
HE THOUGHT OF CARS
Bm F#
Moscow's still red the young mans dead
D
Gone to heaven instead
C Em C Em
The evening news says he was confused
Bm F#
The motorways will all merge soon
D
Lottery winner buys the moon
C Em
They've come to save us
C Em
The space invaders are here
A
He thought of cars
Em
And where, where to drive them
Bm
And who to drive them with
A F#
And there, there was no one, no one
Break: Bm A G#m7 G
Bm F#
There's panic at London Heathrow
D C Em
Everybody wants to go up into the blue
C Em
But there's a ten year queue
Bm F#
Columbia is in top gear
D
It shouldn't snow this time year
C Em
Now America's shot
C Em
She's gone and done the lot (oh dear)
A
He thought of planes
Em
And where, where to fly to
Bm
And who to fly there with
A F#
And there, there was no one, no one
Solo:
E --6-0-7\--6-0-7\--6-0-7\--5-0-7-/5-10-7-12--
B --------------------------------------------
G --------------------------------------------
D --------------------------------------------
A --------------------------------------------
E --------------------------------------------
IT COULD BE YOU
Intro/verse:
C Bb Am G 4x D (E) E7
E -3-3-3-----1-1-1-----5-----3-3-3---||---2---2--2--2---------0---0---0-
B -5-5-5-----4-4-4-----5-----3-3-3---||---3---3--3--3---------3---3---3-
G -5-5-5-----3-3-3-----5-----4-4-4---||---2---2--2--2---------1---1---1-
D -5-5-5-----1-1-1---7-7-----5-5-5---||---0---0--0--0---2-----2---2---2-
A -3-3-3-----1-1-1---7-7-----5-5-5---||-----------------2---2-2---2---2-
E -------------------5-5-----3-3-3---||-----------------0---0-0---0---0-
Am D G Gaug
E -0----2-----3-----3-----
B -1----3-----0-----0-----
G -2----2-----0-----0-----
D -2----0-----0-----1-----
A -0----------2-----2-----
E ------------3-----3-----
C Bb A
Ch, Ch, Ch, Churchill
G D E7
Got his lucky number
Am Am/G D
Tomorrow there's another
G Gaug
Could be me, could be you
C Bb A
No silver spoon
G D
Sticky teeth they rot too soon
E7 Am Am/G D
You've got to have the best tunes
G G aug
Or that's it, you've blown it
F E A D
All we want is to be happy
F E A D
In our homes like happy families
F E C Bb
Be the man on the beach
Am G
With the world at his feet
D E7
Yes, it could be you-o-o-o
C Bb A
The likely lads
G D
Are picking up the uglies
E7 Am Am/G D
Yesterday they were just puppies
G Gaug
Beery slurs, now life's a blur
C Bb A
Telly addicts
G D
You should see them at it
E7 Am Am/G D
Getting in a panic
G Gaug
Will we be there, Trafalgar Square
C Bb A
So don't worry
G D
If it's not your lucky number
Am Am/G D
'Cause tomorrow there's another
G Gaug
Could be you, could be me
ERNOLD SAME
C Bbm7
Ernold Same awoke from the same dream
C Bbm7 C
In the same bed at the same time
Am
Looked in the same mirror
Eb
Made the same frown
G7
And felt the same way as he did every day
C Bbm7
Then Ernold Same caught the same train
C Bbm7 C
At the same station, sat in the same seat
Am
With the same nasty stain
E G7
Next to same old what's his name
G Db
On his way to the same place with the same name
Eb Db
Again and again and again... poor old Ernold Same
C Am
Oh Ernold Same his world stays the same
F (Bass E) Dm G7
Today will always be tomorrow
C Am
Poor old Ernold Same, he's getting that feeling once again,
F (Bass E) Dm G7
Nothing will change tomorrow
GLOBE ALONE
Intro/verse:
G -66-XX-44-XX-66------------
D -66-XX-44-XX-66-444444444--
A -44-XX-22-XX-44-444444444--
E ----------------222222222--
C# B C# F#
Who maddest one on the M1
C# B C# F#
Who hasn't stopped sucking his thumb
C# B C# F#
Who very straight and never grins
C# B C# F#
Who cares what car he's driving in
Pre-chorus:
G -6-6-3-3-8-8-4-4--6-6-3-3-8-8-4-4--66-33-88-44--
D -6-6-3-3-8-8-4-4--6-6-3-3-8-8-4-4--66-33-88-44--
A -4-4-1-1-6-6-2-2--4-4-1-1-6-6-2-2--44-11-66-22--
E ------------------------------------------------
C# Bb Eb B
He is 'cause he saw it on a commercial break
C# Bb Eb B
And if he doesn't get what he wants then he gets a headache
C# Bb Eb B
'Cause he needs it, wants it, almost loves it
Chorus:
G -6-6-3-3-------------------
D -6-6-3-3-4444444444444444--
A -4-4-1-1-4444444444444444--
E ---------2222222222222222--
C# Bb F# C# B C# F#
He's here on his own, on globe alone, here on his own
C# B C# F#
Who joined health club to glisten
C# B C# F#
Into hi-fi precision
C# B C# F#
Who's mobile phone gives him the bone
C# B C# F#
Who very keen on Sharon Stone
Middle:
G -2-----7--3--8--------
D -2--6--7--3--8--7--6--
A -0--6--5--1--6--7--6--
E ----4-----------5--4--
C# B C# F#
Who eats at the new brasserie
C# B C# F#
Who only ever gets merry
C# B C# F#
Who wouldn't be seen at bedtime
C# B C# F#
Without putting Calvin Kleins on
DAN ABNORMAL
A7 G7 A7 G7
Meanie Leanie come on down
A7 G7 A7 G7
Come and entertain the town
A7 G7 A7 G7
It's Friday night and we're all bored
A7 G7 A7 G7
Time's been called there is no more
A7 G7 A7 G7
Time's been called it's such a bore
A G A G
Dan Abnormal not normal at all
F# D B7
It's not his fault we made him this way
A G A G
He'll imitate you try to ape you
F# D B7 A7
But it's not his fault Dan watches T.V.
A7 G7 A7 G7
The meanie leanie stays up late
A7 G7 A7 G7
Mopes around gets in a state
A7 G7 A7 G7
He the killer in your arcade
A7 G7 A7 G7
Killing gangstas ready made
A7 G7 A7 G7
Cause that is where the futures made
Teleport me
F# D
Dan went to his local burger bar
C
I want McNormal and chips
Bb
Or I'll blow you to bits
G A
Give us it
A7 G7 A7 G7
It's the miseries at half past three
A7 G7 A7 G7
Watching video nasties
A7 G7 A7 G7
He has dirty dreams while he's asleep
A7 G7 A7 G7
Cause Dan's just like you and me
A7 G7 A7 G7
He's the meanie leanie
ENTERTAIN ME
A
The weekend is back
F F7
But so is he
C
Head to the floodlights
G
See the fraternity
D
They are waiting
A
I hear them up in the north
F F7
And down in the south
C
And all that is spewing
G D
Spewing out of his mouth
A F F7 C G D A
Entertain me, Entertain me, Entertain me, Entertain me
A
At his and hers dating
F F7
Bored minds agree
C
Requirements to be stated
G D
And replies awaited
A
She wants a loose fit
F F7
He wants instant whip
C
Guesstimates her arrival
G D
Will she want it really badly
A
A car, a house both in street
F F7
The boredom of the sober week
C
The weekend's here, hip hip hooray
G
To make the blues just go away
YUKO & HIRO
G D
This is my work place
C F G
And these are the people I work with
D
Yuko and Hiro
C G
We work together
G D
We work together for the company
C F
That works to the future
G D
We work hard to please them
C F
They will protect us
D
I never see you
C
We are never together
Cm G
I'll love you forever
G D
I drink in the evenings
C F
It helps with relaxing
G D
I can't sleep without drinking
C G
We drink together
D
From Monday to Saturday
C F
I go to my workplace
G D
But on Sunday we are together
C G
Yuko and Hiro
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